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RANCHO CUCAMONGA

Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.

There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.
1: Where are you from?

2: Rancho Cucamonga

1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?

2: Yes, and it is a real place!
by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005
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cacabanana

Cacabanana is the hybrid of the caca treat and banana tree. Though phonetically unappealing/unappeeling, the cacabanana is quite the mouth-treat. The cacabanana is made from a viscous, chocolatey substance combined with only the ripest banana of the bunch. The cacabanana can be eaten as is, or frozen, and is a meal the whole family will surely enjoy.

The cacabanana is best known for being the favored dessert of Sir Quiglis, a character of British folktale. It is also rumored that Jim Morrison couldn't get enough of the cacabanana, which inspired the lyrics: "Come on baby, light my cacabanan".
After a long day's work, I like to go home, throw back a beer and stuff cacabanana in and around my mouth.

The chun baby gord ate his cacabanana before falling fast asleep.
by thahelllll April 29, 2012
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chabangatang

The act of one having a sexual intercourse with a chimpanzee or any other monkey like mammal and or having sex like monkeys in different positions.
"Last night was crazy me and the girl from 4e Chabangatanged all night and I think I hurt my hip"
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cucamonga cracka killa's

On Next Friday, when Ice Cube is staying at Rancho Cucamonga (rich suburbs in S.California).
Cube's basketball team; for the purpose of burning Cracka.
To Faggot Cracka Postal Dude: 'I play for the Cucamonga Cracka Killa's.
by Diego September 27, 2003
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cowabanga

Expressing delight or satisfaction
After completing the tough science project, I shouted "Cowabanga".
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cucamonga

Her cucamonga was good last night.
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Rancho Cucamonga

Rancho Cucamonga, CA is a city in San Bernardino County. Unlike most other cities in San Bernardino county, however, Rancho Cucamonga is pretty well-to-do city comprised mostly of rich white people, and their spoiled kids who spend it all. The center of the city would be its so called "downtown" dubbed the Victoria Gardens. Here is where most people from Rancho show off their wealth, and their nice ass cars. Rancho is filled with emo kids, alot of made-up girls, and rich people who like to drive around in their BMW's, Benzs' and Hummers. It is also full of wanna - be - gangsters who roam the streets acting like they are all tough, but end up going home into their million dollar houses owned by mommy and daddy. Rancho may not be nowhere near the beach, but people here sure act like they're in the OC. Rancho Cucamonga. The OC of San Bernardino County.
Rancho Cucamonga?

Oh yea! that's where all the rich people live!
by Andrew766778 June 12, 2006
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