cubrican

Someone whose father is Cuban and whose mother is Puerto Rican.

It is not generally known that Fat Joe is a cubrican.

by mantell July 2, 2006

cubical whore

An individual who never leaves their cubical. Typically, the low man/woman in the office who gets stuck with all the tasks nobody else wants to do.

I haven't seen daylight all week, I'm such a cubical whore.

by brickmason May 22, 2009

cubical

A soul draining box you live in for 40+ hours a week. You attempt to hold off the inevitable insanity by decorating it, messenger and drinking heavily. You will eventually have nightmares about being stuck in one.

ME: I was stuck in my damn cubical all day
Friend: Wow, you need booze
ME: *chugs a pitcher of beer*

by Grim January 31, 2005

Cubical Suicide

The random ice cubes that drop out of the freezer when you put your hand in to get a few pieces of ice.

(Someone else beat me to the word cubicide which is what I actually call it and would be another alternate definition for cubicide).

Everytime I go to chill my drink, there's that inevitable "cubical suicide".

by torileeo May 6, 2009

Cubicaltraz

Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.

When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

cubicall

A sexy or private phone call from a cubicle that requires whispering so other cubists and cubicle persons don't earjack your call.

R - "Why are you whispering?"
B - "I'm at work in my cubicle. This is a cubicall."
R - "Your breathy voice sounds sexy talking like this."

by Harperspfx January 2, 2009

cubical punch

When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia

He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin

by Chilly Waters October 20, 2013