Crysis

An Over hyped piece of shit game. Many geeks fail to realize that the game is not worth upgrading for and is simply just another typical fps.

Geek: DID YOU PLAY CRYSIS YET?

Dude: Nah I play good games like half-life 2 that are actually able to run on normal pc's.

by bluemuffin May 30, 2009

crysis

A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.

Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Crysis

Crysis is the coolest person on this round ball. Professional yandere. Sweetest and kindest person you would ever meet and always leaves a good impression on you. Crysis is super caring and will give the best advice given their infinite bittersweet life experiences. Incredibly admirable and strong. Independent yet co-dependant. Crysis doesn’t care much for themself but devotes their time and effort into pursuing someones needs. Crysis has the funkiest fashion sense and you can often find them thrifting. Do they resell on depop? Perhaps.... They advocate for human rights? Insanely handsome/beautiful with the best smile possible. If you have a Crysis in your life, never let them go because they truly are an amazing, rockstar, boss, god, cool person. Long live crysis!

Crysis is such a good friend!
Crysis is so helpfull!
Crysis is so cute!

by Iamhonouredtobecrysissfriend November 23, 2021

crysis

An extreme fat dildo that is mainly used for sexual pleasure for gay men.

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by Bitch August 31, 2004

crysis

a fucking pimp that owns everyone!

crysis owned murlen all day long!

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Crysis

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by ! Crysis#6969 June 18, 2022

Crysis 2

An awesome game being developed by Crytek that will have the craziest graphics ever. Like the first Crysis, most people will not be able to run Crysis 2 when it is released, and no one will be able to run it on max settings. Then finally after several years people can actually have computers that can run it, but most people still won't be able to run it on max. At this point, Crytek will announced that Crysis 3 will be coming out soon. And the cycle restarts.

Gamer #1: Finally I can run Crysis on max after mortgaging my house to buy a supercomputer!

Gamer #2: Dude Crysis 2 is coming out, your computer will be useless.

Gamer #1: GODDAMMIT!

(repeat for Crysis 3)

by ~Dan~ August 7, 2009