cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.

What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010

Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

CryptoCompensating

to assume or call everyone a noob or pleb.

that OG is cryptocompensating, calling and assuming everyone of his followers is a noob or pleb.

by Satoshi Dopeamoto April 22, 2018

Cryptocrite

Somebody who owns crypto currency but votes and acts against crypto’s fundamental purpose.

Dick is such a cryptocrite. He owns a lot of bitcoin but believes that the government should control the banks and be centralized. Fucking cryptocrite.

by Hankscorpio74 March 6, 2021

cryptosonoglyph

noun cryp·to·sono·glyph | \ ˈkrip-tō-sōnō-ˌglif: the heteroradical re-imagining of Late Bronze Age hieroglyphics combining 3D animation, cryptography and sound, to bring a dead language into the digital afterlife. hieroglyph

The Spherical Bowl is the most mesmerizing cryptosonoglyph created to date.

by bethynotslowpokes June 9, 2021

Cryptoclitoris

Something that Radish_Girl will show you if you send her Bitcoin.

The market was up after Elon Musk chose Radish_Girl's Cryptoclitoris as his preferred stimulation package.

by Cherubadubdub March 15, 2023