Crymax

To sob or cry after sex

"Taylor was so emotional after sex, he crymaxed"

"Taylor thought he was in a safe-zone in Matt's car and admitted that he once crymaxed. It turned out that Matt's car was not a safe-zone."

by SozTDawg May 29, 2013

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Crymaxing

This is when you cry just after you have climaxed during sex, as per the Scrubs episode when Carla confirms that Turk doing it freaked her out!

Carla- "I got freaked out when Turk cried after sex"
Turk- "BABY?!?"
J.D.- "It's ok to Crymax, Brown Bear"

Crymaxing is wierd, don't believe J.D.!!!!

by jk1985 April 09, 2008

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Crymaxes

When one is on top and simultaneously cries and climaxes

Kyle always crymaxes

by Fucckyle November 02, 2016

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Crymax

A person who instead of climaxing during sex, has a breakdown and cries.

"That girl i slept with last night crymaxed, it was so gay"

by gordie567 August 26, 2008

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To cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one's ex.

From cry + climax.

From reddit: "My girlfriend is going to break up with me in 5 hours from now."

–remotepath 105 points 16 hours ago
please masturbate, it clears your head

–mf4633 59 points 15 hours ago
one caveat: don't think about her when you're doing it

–speedstix 33 points 10 hours ago
crymaxing is never good.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 24, 2011

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