Crustulum

Masturbating, letting it dry on your dick, and then having sex without cleaning it off.

I hear Kyli got crustulumed by Mike last night.

by PraiseJesus102 June 10, 2011

crusty bum

the results of an uncleansed anal causing it to create a crust like flakiness and discoloured bum cheeks

get your crusty bum out of my face

by beatrice & ingrid August 20, 2006

cuntybum

Informal greeting, usually between friends! Insult usually directed to homosexuals!

Alright cuntybum? What a fuckin' cuntybum!

by Pelo April 19, 2005

CrustyDusty

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.

Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.

by ceazer February 26, 2019

crustybutt

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.

That article was so good I got crustybutt.

by Esso Edren October 8, 2018

crustbucket

a crustbucket is someone who is an old crusty curmudgeon. usually such a person is ugly, and sometimes smelly

i hate old crustbuckets

by Ziggy Stardust June 6, 2004

crustbust

ejaculation on something or someone with no intentions of wiping the paste like substance off

"She was feeling lazy, so i grabbed the one pigtail, and crustbusted on her cheek"

by JAY EH ES OH EN October 4, 2007