crunish

verb; to crush and to punish at the same time

Fuck around and I will crunish your ass.

by Marcus M in Va March 7, 2008

crunished

1. a mixture of the words crunk and punished, being piss drunk and smacked at the same time.

Dude you could barely walk straight, u must have been crunished.

by Drew g July 31, 2008

crankish

To feel "kind of" irritable and cranky, with a slight brooding or morose mood. Grumpy and bitter, but still feeling lively. Similar to angst but crankish people are often preoccupied and content with life.

Unlike angst and apprehension, people who are crankish tend to enjoy the harsh situation in the moment, rather than wallow over trivial issues. Unlike people who are edgy, people who are crankish do not want to be seen as cool and often show sarcasm, wit and dark humor. Angsty people ask why. Crankish people just sigh.

The color orange is totally crankish.

That fat school professor with the beard and wearing the nerdy 1950s glasses, is so crankish.

The misanthropic TV show character Daria was so crankish.

by Charmouche October 2, 2016

crunish

the inevitable combination of crush and punish. to lay complete waste to; to hate-slam.

"so did you hook up with that chick last night??"
"oh, she got her cheeks crunished."

by veintappa September 6, 2005

crunkshizzle

the ultimate in crunkedness

Man, those shoes are crunkshizzle.

by Frank August 31, 2004

crunkshaw

anyone with the last name "crenshaw" who likes to get silly drunk. also known as "crunk". combine those two words and you have yourself a crunkshaw.

Man, did you see Crunkshaw last night? She was so wasted she ate her own underwear.

by scrunkshaw April 2, 2009

crunkith

It means broken

Dang it my yo-yo is crunkith

by Pepe's aquarium August 31, 2017