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Cingular

A company that claims that a "Leading Independant Research Company" says they have the fewest dropped calls. I wish they could tell me the name of this Research Company so I could tell them that they're full of shit!

A piece of crap provider. I signed with AT&T and they were awsome, as soon as they got bought out, everything went to hell. I can't wait for my contract to be over.
Fuck Cingular! My calls drop all the time!
by Fuckitall June 29, 2006
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1 - A mobile phone operator in the United States of America. Currently for voice operates GSM 850 and 1900 service, with a larger 850 footprint. Cingular also offers D-AMPS TDMA and AMPS analogue capability, although thse networks will be turned off in 2008. 3g UMTS, for example is the next evolution of their network - relying on W-CDMA in conjunction with the GSM associations specifications on the UMTS standard.

The company aquired AT&T Wirelss in 2004, thus posessing a substantially larger tower-base than they had previously.

Cingiuar Wireless has roaming aggreements with T-Mobile, but only for T-Mobile customers to access the Cingular network. Currently, Cingular wireless seem to be a "love it or hate it" mobile operator: Many blindly love it, many blindly hate it because they aren't willing to spend more than five minutes to solve a problem, or are in an area with poor coverage to begin with. And wonder why their mobiles do not work well.

Like its competitors, Cingular is consistently slandered by users who expect a mobile phone to be 100% crystal-clear at all times, with no dropped calls, no digital garble, and the realiability of a land line mobile. Yet, with over 50 million subscribers, it seems to maintain the largest footprint in the US.
a - My Cingular mobile seems to allow me to actually use OBEX file transfer. What? What do you mean your Verizon is crippled?

b - I get reception in the basement of my house with Verizon, but not Cingular.

c - Cingular sucks! This seems to be a phrase that is repeated by people who have never even used the service in the North East...

d - Cingular is the best! They rock my socks off! Fanboyism, perhaps?
by anonmpeg5522 July 30, 2006
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When the spongey tissue in your penis becomes engorged with blood and erect in the act of "raising the bar."
Guy 1: "Yo dude, that chick is sooo hot she's giving me a boner."

Guy 2: "Forget your boner man, she's giving me a cingular!"
by Fraan February 19, 2005
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Clungular Fever

Recognition that someone is sick/ill as a result of too much or lack of clunge action.
Barry: Boss I'm not going to be in today.

Boss: Why's that?

Barry: I've got Clungular Fever.

Boss: MESS!!
by Wingnut1982 May 5, 2010
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Cingular

Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM.
Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!
by Abe May 13, 2005
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*Bob turns on t.v.*
T.V. AD: Did you know that Cingular has over 50 billion customers?
Bob: Really? *yells at tv* THEN HOW COME EVERYONE I KNOW HAS VERIZON?!
by Bujbegure July 7, 2006
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Crangula

Noun, Excites intense sexual desires when whispered in ones ear.
Ernest: How did you get her to have sex with you?

Jeb: When I went to hug her good night I whispered Crangula softly in her ear and she couldn't resist.

Ernest: Man! You can't resist the Crangula!
by jumpingjoe March 22, 2011
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