crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.

It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.

by Karla A November 9, 2007

Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

bung crunchie

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

by Rondo August 30, 2006

Crunchied

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

by Frazzel November 7, 2011

cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

Queso Crunchwrap

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.

*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?

by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020