by newcastleunited#1 January 02, 2010
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
by moony November 18, 2003
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004
by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010
by crumpetboy October 19, 2004
by unknown January 19, 2005
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
by cheesygrins February 17, 2010