Cummer's Remorse

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.

"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "

by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009

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Crimmer

The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.

Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA

Martin Tyler:" And he takes a shot!"
Somebody who misses the shot: "Well at least I got the Crimmer"

by Crimmer October 22, 2014

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cummerrhea

The sloppy mixture of semen and feces that leaks uncontrollably after anal sex.

After a wonderful date at Denny's, Trinese was not only angry that Jasper came in her ass, but that she also had a terrible case of cummerrhea, soiling her new flannel sheets.

by new_bilga June 25, 2010

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chummer

Pal, friend, colleague.
"Brother", "cousin".
A shadowrunner, or somebody running in the shadows of the Sprawl.

Yo chummer! What's up tonite? Any run?

by Tayl March 23, 2005

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crummed the play

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.

I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.

by Gimbo is all in. February 25, 2008

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Crumber originates from Bussyland on Obamacraft, when a high-ranking admin accidentally said crumber instead of crumble.

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When Chronic tries to be an anime villain but fails ultimately by one spelling mistake.

person 1: "bro be careful we might crumber"
person 2: "oh no"

by technebun February 25, 2022

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