(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears
person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper
Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper
Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing
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Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!
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Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
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An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
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Get the bust a crumpy mug.1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.
2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.
3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.
4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.
3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.
4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
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