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crumbly

An altered state of mind that is self induced whether by vibes or substances, creating sensations of euphoria
I am so crumbly right now. Are you crumbly? I am on the crumble.
by dashofdaisy December 26, 2024
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crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.
by mankered up April 21, 2014
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crumbly hash

the original state of the well known drug named, cannabis.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.
eyup cocker, why dunt tha bend oer nd let me enjoy this crumbly hash?
by aligee02 June 12, 2011
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Crumbly butt

Crumbly butt, (CB)
1. A person who communicates with a constant stream of negativity and complaint, is emotionally and spiritually draining and is not pleasant to be around .
2. Conversations consist of an endless stream of negativity resulting in bad conversation.
3. It Is not a fun or enjoyable experience for participating party to engage with or good for your emotional and mental health to be in presence of a CB.

4. A crumbly butt is a person who constantly uses the following terms:

"life sucks. I hate stars. Why are you smiling? Some people need pushed off of a cliff for being around me.

That's dumb. Your kids are retarded. I used to be awesome."
5. Generally a crumbly butt lacks or does not have the capacity of self awareness and you must use caution when engaging with a CB
6. A CB commonly possess the traits of narcissistic personality disorder.
I had the unfortunate experience of being in the presence of a crumbly butt for an hour yesterday at work.

He is such a crumbly butt.
Everything was wonderful until that crumbly butt showed up .
You better never tell anyone that I dated a crumbly butt for nine years .
.. "and then I was stuck in a car with a crumbly butt for 5 weeks !"
by Sunny83 June 18, 2023
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Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.
You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.
by BadCupcake February 10, 2015
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crumbly dory

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.
yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.
by Nut in it August 24, 2021
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The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.
Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick
by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017
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