Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

crembling

When you are so excited that you cry and tremble at the same time.

I went to the clinic and got a DNA test; I found out Rodney was the baby-daddy and I started crembling!

by LAZZINC December 15, 2010

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

Cumblind

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.

Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight

by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

crumplin

What's up

what's crumplin', my nizzle?

by sallyemadavid May 7, 2011

crumbing

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.

She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.

by sassymchateful January 2, 2009