Taio Cruised

having your heart broken or having broken someone's heart. can be used in the possessive "ing"

you wanna break up? your Taio Cruising me!

my ex-girlfriend Taio Cruised me a couple days ago

by coolioroboto November 1, 2010

cruised

Finding a movie, book, article, website, and/or song that you would normally find entertaining or interesting but because of the creator, author or performer's personality you lose interest in watching, reading, or listening to said media. Also known as "The Tom Cruise Effect"

"Val Kilmer totally cruised that movie for me, so I'll wait to see it at the dollar movie theater."

by slarti May 17, 2006

Tom Cruised

When a person puts his or her face between a females legs and power licks their lovers vagina at full force. Almost as powerful as Tom Cruises role in Top Gun.

Ryan and Elizabeth were watching Interview with a Vampire and Ryan stated that Tom Cruise was in the movie but Elizabeth disagreed. Ryan wagered a bet that if Tom Cruise was in the movie he would be able to eat her pussy out. After finding out Tom Cruise was in the movie, Ryan Tom Cruised his girlfriend.

by captainbareback October 6, 2009

Crained

To own someone or to crap your pants

Person 1: Im much better than you are.
Person 2: That ain't what your girl said to me.
Random Bystander: You just got crained!

Person 1: Im crain yo ass in dis game.
Person 2:I think i just crained myself.

by iuytu11 May 27, 2010

cruiced

When your getting raped on cod or your fucked up

Holy shit i’m too cruiced to drive drunk

by Cruxification April 22, 2024

Getting Cruised

-When a girl gets ran through
-When a girl gets pounded
-When your girl cheats on you
-Your girl actively enrolls in hbcu cruise activity
-Sega created

1. Yo bro ngl your girl got cruised last night. couldn’t be me though lil bro. yall stay safe though.

2. Your girl was with her guy best friend getting food the other day she def got cruised. 3. Your girl is getting cruised tonight at the party

by Brucearchives March 8, 2024

getting cruised

-To get pounded
-To get ran thru

-Your girl engaging in hbcu cruise activity
-sega made

“Bro your girl is getting cruised at that party right now”

“Bro why you glazing him you want to get cruised or something?”
“your girl is for sure getting cruised in florida for spring break sorry lil bro”

by Brucearchives March 11, 2024