by xnasaigorengx October 14, 2011
Good Marijuana or Hash, or THC products such as brownies, rice krispie squares, ice cream, cookies, anything that is or consists of the high grade mon
stoner 1: dude i got some fucking kill
stoner 2: oh really, hmm, you should let me have a scope sesh
stoner 1: ya dude its the crucial, pinch this nugget..
stoner 2: yea thats definately the croosh noosh, how about you gimme a bong hit?
stoner 2: oh really, hmm, you should let me have a scope sesh
stoner 1: ya dude its the crucial, pinch this nugget..
stoner 2: yea thats definately the croosh noosh, how about you gimme a bong hit?
by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006
You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'
That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.
They drink 40's better than you.
They probably look better than you.
They are way funnier than you.
They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.
Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.
They get very party.
They get awesome.
And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.
Crucial.
That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.
They drink 40's better than you.
They probably look better than you.
They are way funnier than you.
They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.
Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.
They get very party.
They get awesome.
And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.
Crucial.
by Jimmy Awesome April 04, 2006
1. Vitally important; essential.
2. Misused to express awe, difficulty, or pain, probably arising from some moron that meant "excruciating", but was too much of a semiliterate fucktard to understand the difference. Countless other mentally vacant punks have adopted this misuse of the word, thus advertising their essential stupidity.
2. Misused to express awe, difficulty, or pain, probably arising from some moron that meant "excruciating", but was too much of a semiliterate fucktard to understand the difference. Countless other mentally vacant punks have adopted this misuse of the word, thus advertising their essential stupidity.
It is crucial to understand that copying the mistakes of others only makes you unoriginal as well as idiotic.
by Thanatos February 28, 2010
by kaylacrucial January 29, 2009
Sorry dude, that dunk was in no way crucial to anything, as good or as hard as it may have been.
That test was crucial to me passing the grade, but it was hard, so I think I failed.
That test was crucial to me passing the grade, but it was hard, so I think I failed.
by W¡ll¡ªM May 28, 2003
Ambiguous term; (adj) used to describe "serious" situations or reactions, usually following "that's" when describing a situation
If you fell down a flight of stairs, that would be crucial.
You hungry but you're broke, that's crucial!
Bruh she likes you!!! That's CRUCIAL!!!
You hungry but you're broke, that's crucial!
Bruh she likes you!!! That's CRUCIAL!!!
by CrucialDuck850 November 26, 2014