Cruziefred

A person who is better than most at everything.

They also happen to be douchebags.

That guy is such a Cruziefred, I can't believe he beat me at chess.

by NotCruz October 28, 2010

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

crozier

If someone is a crozier, they have a deformity on their forehead which makes fluid buildup in the cranium. If someone is found to have Crozier, then they are to be either put into contamination or to be exterminated at all costs.
Most cases seen with Crozier usually have hiv/aids.
Less effective terms of Crozier usually have an addiction to Bn Bn's and Trumpets.
The physical side to the disease crozier isnt always in the forehead, it can also make the skin go a curry shaded colour, and they are usually gay and retarded.
If a person is seen having sex with Frogs then you will also be able to tell if they have Crozier.

"OMG that guy over there, he has Crozier. Look at his BN BN's and trumpet"

by Peg & Rich February 28, 2008

Crockered

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021

Crockered

Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.

Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.

by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022

Crazieres

Cray-zi-er- zes

It's craziest than the craziest crazy that the crazier ones own crazy craziest mind can even wrap their mind around the craziness of kt

I think the world is crazieres than the craziest crazy

by TodaysLetterIs June 23, 2025