crowhawk

A fauxhawk that has been crimped. First observed in the wild in K&T Office, Perth, Australia, 2005.

Cool crowhawk Chris!

by jacquib September 15, 2005

Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

CROWHAN

The god of crow, will never back down to a Zoot of Ganja. will forever be stoned.

man will always be abused by a guy named will.

Crowhan smoked a zoot today, what a surprise.

by Male man 0001 May 17, 2019

Cruishank

When you cheat on your girlfriend many times

John is a bit of a Cruishank

by The King Prawn February 11, 2021

crookshank

an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.

Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore

by Davo... May 9, 2008

Crushank

The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).

N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.

"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."

by Bojan June 26, 2008

Crotchanky

To place a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex in your gitch for pre-ejaculatory purposes.

Context: Hey, you packin your crotchanky?!

by Technukrainian March 3, 2011