Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

by Leon the smurf September 24, 2007

brown crown

The ass rim, the butthole.

In the joint when Hector placed Stevie's brown crown on his smaller head. Stevie was offically crowned a queen!

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

brown crown

Erin Boettger

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Fleshy Brown Crown

A colloquial term for the anus. Derived from the peculiar crown-like spires of fleshy folds the common anus contains.

Similarly, a bleached anus is referred to as Fleshy Pink Tiarra.

Did you remember to wipe your fleshy brown crown after that explosion?

by thisholidayjoe December 03, 2009

Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 21, 2013

crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 09, 2016