cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 25, 2007

crowhop

the act of gaining momentum by running, jumping in the air, leading with one foot in front of the other and landing with a punch on someone's jaw so great that makes the earth tilt off of it's axis. Also used in baseball when outfielders make a strong throw to an infielder.

The bitch was acting dumb so I had to crowhop on her face.

by kenny is a badass May 11, 2006

Crowfoot Cleavage

When a woman is on the wrong side of 35 and wears a low cut shirt and push up bra, the sag in the boobs creates what looks like a crow made a print at the top of the cleavage. Similar to the “crows feet” on the side of her eyes when she smiles.

Bro this ol Cougar just bought me a drink and all I could stare at was the crowfoot cleavage.

by MMMGUY August 23, 2018

Jim Crowlocaust

A Jim Crowlocaust is a claim of extreme discrimination based on a relatively minor, often First World, inconvenience.

"I have to get my temperature taken before entering this Applebees? I don't consent! This is discrimination! This is a Jim Crowlocaust!"

by aricontent August 26, 2021

crowzo

Someone who isn't very smart.
Someone who is a total screw-ball.
Someone who is generally weird.
It's a cross between a crow and a bozo.

"Dude, did you see that guy running the ferris wheel at the carnival last night"?
"Yeah, I did".
"Man, that guy was a crowzo"!

by Matthew O December 13, 2006

crowmo

n.

1. One who is prone to create excessive destruction and chaos upon imbibing excessive quantities of alcohol.

2. Someone who may become violently adamant when his opinion is challenged.

3. One who jumps on the bandwagon of athletic teams who possess the most dominant player in their respective sport. Often times, this player will also be a killer, rapist, or junky.

v.

1. Being violently clutched and molested from behind.

n.
That guy who spilled all that beer and broke all that stuff at the bar was such a crowmo.

You're wrong. Shaq is not the best player ever and the Lakers suck; you're just a crowmo.


I accidentally went into this gay bar and got totally cromoed by some bikers in an alley.

by Baron Von Gilly April 3, 2004

crownosah

when u get white crusty shit on ur penis, usually dried up semen, wash it off fellas!

dude, I was gonna give this chick a bullwinkle suprises, but she wouldn't suck me off 'cause I had too much crownosah

by Jaustin April 6, 2005