Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

by Broaud June 14, 2008

Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.

Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.

by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009

Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.

Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"

by Kach January 20, 2011