Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

Crotchcicle

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.

Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.

by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

by Broaud June 14, 2008

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009

crotchal

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

by slangMaverick February 7, 2008