A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.
Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.
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by cambo37 January 17, 2010
Get the Crotchstacean mug.Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.
You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.
She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.
She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
by Bcjana July 12, 2016
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(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.
(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.
(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!
When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.
"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.
"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
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