cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

by muff-69-diver March 30, 2023

Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022

Reverse cropdust

Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.

I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.

by wordsmithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 16, 2009

Reverse Cropdust

The act of surreptitiously releasing farts into a high traffic area like a hallway so that the gas is whisked along with the unsuspecting pedestrian carriers. A role reversal of crop dusting achieving the same effect.

"Bro did you see the looks on those army joes walking by? I've been reverse cropdusting large groups that stroll past. They keep blaming randoms. I'm dying here"

by MadoffWithMyHeart January 19, 2017

Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.

I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!

by Boogboi December 2, 2022

TouchTunes Cropdust

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023

Reverse Cropdust

When you fart and then call someone over to you.

I farted and asked my friend John to come look at a meme on my phone, sharing the lovely flowery smell of almost shitting my pants, reverse cropdusting him.

by JJeerrmmXX April 11, 2025