crooky

A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.

That is serioulsly crooked mum

by Jane Famers January 11, 2005

Crookie

A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc

HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?

by Hatinonthacrookies January 16, 2014

Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

crookie destroyer

a person who enjoys putting his thingy in cookies and making ppl eat them and while they eat it he claps their booty

quandale is such a crookie destroyer

by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022

Hooky Crookie the Rookie

Hasan's crooked nose.

The Hooky Crookie the Rookie is getting in the way.

by GooogleDefinitions April 19, 2022

Crooky

Something which is Creepy and Spooky

That child behind the curtain looks Crooky

by Akuma999 November 23, 2021