crooky

A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.

That is serioulsly crooked mum

by Jane Famers January 11, 2005

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Crookie

A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc

HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?

by Hatinonthacrookies January 17, 2014

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Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

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fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

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