Crotch Theory Optimal

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019

Cronch

It's crunch, but better.

When I bit into the taco i heard a cronch

by Polarbeareo September 18, 2017

Crotch Luggage

Ones junk, the male penis and balls
First used by Fez Whatley of Ron & Fez

For one to masturbate they would tug on the Crotch Luggage

by Mr crotch luggage November 5, 2010

Smelly Crotch

When your crotch is stinky like a fish

“I haven’t showered in 13 days I have such a smelly crotch”

by ZACHYWILLY October 9, 2020

Crotch

It's a special part that we all have down there.

Yessssss, I really like your crotch

by DeezCrutch November 1, 2020

Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020