Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

comando

wearing pants, skirts, or shorts without underwear

Last night I was with a girl who went camando on me. It was great.

by caught up April 29, 2005

Comanche

Comanche's (NUMUNU)were, and still are, a Native American tribe widely known for their mastery of horseback riding and guerrilla warfare, which labeled them as the "Lords of the Plains".

This is how us Comanche's roll, Beyotch!!!

I am Proud to be Comanche.

by ComancheSamurai April 10, 2011

Coromance

1. defines a relationship started during the Corona Pandemic of 2020; a romantic relationship that could not exist beyond the virtual world due to risk of infection, government-mandated shut downs and travel restrictions.

Although their Coromance was intense, they had yet to touch each other.

by LuluBleu March 23, 2020

Comance

A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.

"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"

"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!

by janexbang February 25, 2009

Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.

- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!

by nyoru June 10, 2013

Cromantic

combined from Creepy and Romantic used to explain actions that could both be considered Creepy or Romantic.

“I dont know if thats creepy, or romantic.”
“its cromantic”

- Tuck and FDR This Means War (2012 Film)

by Kirstquad September 5, 2012