billy corgan

former front man of The Smashing Pumpkins

also

former front man of Zwan

also

wrote a poetry book called blinking with fists

and

just came out with The Future Embrace
a solo project

and is trying to get the pumpkins back togther yay!...

Boy "You know that bald, pale, whiney, screeching voiced guy?"

Man "Billy Corgan?"

Boy "yeah"

Man "what about him?"

Boy "he kicks major nutz"

Man "ah hah hah he sure does son...he sure does..."

by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005

Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

billy corgan

the biggest poet on the rock music scene ever

he wrote universal romantic touching songs like disarm. tonight tonight etc.
he's got a wonderful heart

by ViolinoNero March 7, 2004

Billy Corgan

an underrated guitarist that deserves much more credit than most of the artists that emerged from the 90's, he truly spoke his feelings and for that...i salute him

Hey, Billy Corgan needs more credit than what his already hardcore fans have given him.

by Afroasian August 5, 2005

Cregan

1.)Irish, Often Associated with assholes and Viral Infections
2.)Shit (in celtic)
3.)The result of two ugly people having sex to create and even uglier baby
4.)Enjoys anal sex from the same gender.

Wow that is one ugly cregan or wow i guess he got creganed last night

by PapaSmirf April 26, 2009

billy corgan

created one of the best bands of all time- the smashing pumpkins, and is undoubtedly in the top three of the most AWESOME frontmen of the 90s. known to most as 'that really pale tall guy with no hair that plays a bitchin' guitar', billy is evidence that not all poets are dirt poor. if you havent heard this dude's songs, what the hell are you waiting for??!!

'billy corgan is so cool'

'i named my child billy and gave him a guitar and a superman top'

by awesome February 19, 2005

billy corgan

Billy Corgan, born in Chicago in 1967, is, to over-simplify, the lead singer of the band The Smashing Pumpkins. Billy is recognized above all for his poetic and deeply introspective songwriting as well as his passion and creative vision for music. He is an excellent guitar player and his nazaley voice is an ava adored trademark amongst his fans. His music is beautiful (ok, I'm biased, but definitely give him a chance)

"Dude, why is Billy Corgan talking to a poptart?" "No, it symbolizes...ugh, nevermind."

by Joey DeSantis July 27, 2007