Crockpottin’

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.

I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

cockerpoo

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"

"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"

by anonymous December 15, 2019

Mississippi crockpot

When someone is receiving a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!

by Hoodrat85 July 2, 2016

Crockpot Zit

A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.

Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."


Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!

by Rawesome January 14, 2009

Rusty Crockpot

The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.

by meatlover222 June 18, 2009

The Crockpot

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

by Spanky J May 2, 2015