croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

croch cannibal

Yet another term to define a "lesbian"

Man, look at those two croch cannibals

by Skeeter October 18, 2004

croch crickets

Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.

Damn , she has a bad case of croch crickets !

by icecaps August 8, 2009

Croch Sniff

1.A person who is in other peoples business constantly with no real constructive or useful input.

2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.

3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.

" Man that guy is always up my ass, what a croch sniff"

by Jamie Kae May 12, 2009

croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017

croch knitting

Croch knitting is a middle ground between knitting and crocheting. Used by people that would prefer not to specify which. It's usually involves knitting in ones lap or literally knitting croches together.

Andy is croch knitting in the other room.

by DollyCrazy June 27, 2018

croch slot

a gurl/or a gay guy.Termonology is used as a reference to either one that likes it up the bum.

"gamil is a croch slot"

by chester December 3, 2003