cragdy

The sensation of feeling musty often after eating something

I feel cragdy after eating that

by busycarrot April 24, 2021

Coagulate

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

Choag

A code word among Americans who went to school in Singapore used to describe Asians.

Look at that group of choags over there with their cameras.

by drnimrod May 31, 2011

Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

croast

v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.

"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"

by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005

croakies

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

Croall Salad

When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking

"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".

by Croall Salad 123 July 23, 2023