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Croucher

croucher

The somewhat inconvenient convenience encountered in developing countries (and tragically, still in some developed ones too): a toilet where there is not much more than a hole in the floor framed by a metal or ceramic slab.

Therefore, for westerners, if one finds oneself in need of a number 2 then some important decisions need to be made regarding lower thigh strength, flexibility, clothing removal logistics and just necessity.
“I wanted to use the toilets at that last service station but they only had crouchers so I decided to hold it in until we get home.”
by Stivchik February 21, 2018
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Crotchers

A person or group of people who use a concealed layer of clothing (ie. stockings or pants) under their usual pants or skirts, to put items in while shop lifting. They are professionals and usually go looking for specific items which have been requested by their "clients".
Crotchers: A man wearing baggy pants on the outside, with a smaller pair underneath. The bottoms of the under pair will often have rubber bands around the cuffs to prevent items from falling out the bottom. They will place the items into the under pair of pants. This method is hard to detect as there is no visable sign of anything concealed.
by Evon. C December 15, 2008
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betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and mash it down with your dick rapidly
Did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher?...
by Andrew March 18, 2005
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corner croucher

person who plays a FPS game like Call of Duty and resorts to crouching in a corner for long periods of time so that they can easily shoot anyone who passes by; also known as a camper
Watch out for the corner croucher behind the tank! He hasn't moved from that spot during the entire match.
by broken spirit January 26, 2009
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Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.
"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"
by Rachel nok November 23, 2021
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Croucher

A croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a homo with no friends.
Oh look at that croucher his instrument is bigger than him.
by Croucher hater August 24, 2009
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betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly
Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??
by Andrew March 18, 2005
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