people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
by saddgirl August 7, 2009
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Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.
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Stacy- Bro what do you think Ava’s gonna do about Justin cheating?
Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
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