criminalistic

people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo

My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.

by saddgirl August 7, 2009

Criminalistic

When someone steals you hair straighteners (specifically your sister). It is an adjective.

That was so criminalistic of you, that was so very criminalistic i will have to check for criminalistic damage.

by Thepengemmy May 16, 2021

Genuinely criminalist

When you're genuine on a good day, but display criminal behavior every now and again

Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.

by Bmwdude696969420 March 29, 2017

criticalize

To judge

Criticalizing- judging

This bitch Jenny always criticalize me. Every time I break up with Mike and get back with him she cuts her eyes at me .

by Shon the hedgehog November 28, 2017

criticalifornia

A name some dude gave himself when he was 17 and thought it was hella clever.

"You hear that new Criticalifornia?"

"Yeah man that shit was heavy!"

by Lightweighttiddy March 6, 2019

Criminalistic

Someone who is really shady. Most likely does drugs and has no problem with hurting someone and getting in trouble with the law.

Stacy- Bro what do you think Ava’s gonna do about Justin cheating?

Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.

by Bluerose88 December 5, 2020

Criticistic

A person who is very critical towards things

You have a very criticistic personality

by Ridiculous taco April 16, 2022