Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020

Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020

gsuz crist

retarted Jesus Christ

i lobv gsuz crist

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 3, 2022

Official Crist

A 10-foot tall Puerto-Rican man, is a top 5 player Apex Legends.

Jeremiah: Yo, you carried me again Official Crist i'm so bad.

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

to crist

To act in a mercyless and completely unintelligible way, with no regard for human life or happiness, in other words, like my english teacher Cristina.

-Oh my god, she asked us to do an exam in one hour. Bruh, she’s cristing so hard!
-Fr, she really knows how to crist.

by _vienna November 15, 2022

Christ-a-roni

A general slang term for Christians.

This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.

I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.

by Elwood Lane December 2, 2014

Cristali and Zafiro Toon!

A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”

Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!

I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.

by Cheese Whizzzz October 9, 2018