Crispy Drawers

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

Crispin Freeman

The Shawn Connery of voice acting.

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

by substituteshinigami August 6, 2010

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

crispamobiaphobia

An irrational fear of crisps and other potato products.

Don't give those quavers to Chloe she has crispamobiaphobia!

by RoshanW July 5, 2012

Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

crispay

1. used to describe a hot new chick in a club or soup chef

synonyms: fresh meat, new blood

Alice: Oh she's cute and I've never seen her before.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.

by crispysam March 6, 2005

Ja'Crispy

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.

Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*

by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018