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crippled egg museum

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010
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cripple talk

A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up
That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite
by DMack2018 February 22, 2018
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cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.
I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.
by fryz January 19, 2009
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cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.
Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser
by janeizgood March 13, 2008
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Cripple

A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.
Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?
by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006
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crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.
by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017
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Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
by Zack McD November 28, 2017
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