crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

Whisp crippet

when you see an insect and you don’t know what it is

“Jesus suffering fuck what is that weird looking bug John”
“Don’t know Steve proper big whisp crippet”

by Jxactn July 13, 2018

clippety-clop

"clippety-clop",sometimes shortened simply to "clop",is occasionally used as a slang term for ketamine. This is due to the common perception of ketamine being a horse tranquillizer, and clippety-clop being a onomatopoeic word for the sound of a horses hooves.

"Im not going out tonight, im just going to stay in and get monged on clippety-clop"
"rack up us another line of that clop"

by pineapple joe January 9, 2009

Chippety chocolatey

After having anal intercourse with your partner, it's what's left on your cock after you pull out.

After I came in Tina's tight ass, my penis was streaked with chippety chocolatey and it smelled bad.....

by lovetorim May 7, 2007

Crippletard

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW

i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD

by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010

crippity chron

The original VB Ghantron. The dankest weed out, shiny and almost glass like in appearance due to high levels of THC crystal formation. From the crypt of Mother Nugget.

Yo did you see that Ghans Waller had?
Yea that shit is crippity chron.

by Ghan Man January 16, 2009

crippity

crip is sort of like Crippity. It means extremely dank food. IRIE STYLE.

That DQ blizzard is crippity crip.

by maxh September 18, 2005