cryberry

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.

1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?

by shovex March 12, 2011

CRIVERY

Committing crimes while in Recovery

I strive to stay away from CRIVERY on a daily basis.
#CLEAN
#CRIVERY

by TRBLMKR86 October 10, 2019

Cesars Criterium

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check

That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium

by zantehood August 18, 2023

critera

The specification to which something is builfed or built.

The arcade machine was builfed to the critera set out by the designer.

by nose man August 22, 2011

Cribe

A creepy vibe
"If try to do it the reverse way it always gives off a cr-, creepy vibe, a cribe." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: yeah I was at the club yesterday and there was guy giving off some creepy vibes.
Shirley: oh you mean scribes yeah I hate when people do that.

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 24, 2021

shelby crider

the most beautiful girl in the history of anything and erik really likes her more than anything

shelby crider! wow shes perfect

by EG (; February 15, 2014

Crimer

A person who commits multiple crimes over time but never gets caught.

Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.

No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2016