Crimitation

When imitative behaviour is so dull that it is a crime against humanity’s creativity.

This jazz band’s cover of Cry Me A River was so conventional it made me cry: it was a crimitation!

by crealectics November 14, 2018

cretation

The production and distribution of press releases by cretins with limited grammatical or spelling skills.

Floyd Shivambu is guilty of the cretation of multiple ridiculous ANC Youth League public statements.

by the real juju November 8, 2010

Capitation

To have ones feet removed the opposite of decapitation

Holy Shit look at that capitation, that sword cut his feet off with such ease.

by Grizzleebear April 15, 2008

de-crapization

cleaning up polluted environment.

"man, it's time to do some decrapization at this company!" -- it's time to lay off some useless loosers.

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

Crespitation

Crespitation is when you wake up and do not want to get out of bed.

On the day of day of the exams, Jared had crespitation and did not want to get out of bed.

by VegetarianBacon February 11, 2017

creputation

What you're known for regarding noisy/odiferous "bodily functions".

Da "National Baked Bean Month speech" commentator has quite da creputation.

by QuacksO October 10, 2021