Shits Creek

When one male is sitting on the the thighs of another man, who is also on the toilet. They both synchronize their poops so that the male on top poops through the thighs of the male underneath into the creek.

Peter Jackson barged in on me while I was in the bathroom, and successfuly preformed a shits creek.

by Subpardickbag January 13, 2017

Shit Creek

The sex act of taking a liquid shit or diarrhea in a girl's vagina and then sloshing it around with your cock.

Dude, I got some serious shit creek action from Melissa last night!

by RNDRPS September 24, 2016

up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

up shit creek

To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."

There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.

by M. Bridger October 29, 2003

up shit creek

To be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. Should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery

see shitty

As soon as the principal saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, I knew that I was "up shit creek"

by chris unger April 21, 2004

up shit creek

To be in an undesirable place, or to be in trouble. A contraction of "Up shit creek without a paddle." It can be made to define even more extreme circumstances by adding the suffix "with the repo men on the shore waiting for the boat"

"I was up Shit Creek without a paddle, and the repo men were waiting on the shore for the boat."

by Syndustry August 28, 2005

up shit creek

1) To be in deep trouble with no solution, also called 'up shit creek with no paddle'
2) To be up to your arms in a flowing river of faeces and mucus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003