don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

Killing Crazy

Killing crazy has been used in the military, to describe a soldier who kills unnecessarily and for enjoyment.

Gunny shot the enemy, who attempted surrender, so he gained a killing crazy reputation.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

that’s crazy

What someone says when they didn’t hear or pay attention to a single thing you’ve said.

Her: Yeah and so that’s how my day went.
Him: That’s crazy....

by dzzfrgn March 12, 2018

Crazy? I was crazy once.

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

by Cryolophosaurus Ellioti June 25, 2023

Damn that's crazy

When you pretend to care whatever the hell your friend is saying.

Friend: Ay, so last night, I saw this hot chick, then guess what?
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.

by Scyanogen February 6, 2021

crazy heifer

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.

"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."

by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

damn bro that's crazy

when your friends' talkin bout sum shit you don't care about while your tryna do something.

Billy: Sam, my parents are getting a divorce, I'm pretty depressed and I really need emotional support in these times.

Sam: Damn bro that's crazy, but I'm in the second round in Fall Guys.

by nutlmao August 31, 2020