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crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.
by Iscludis May 18, 2003
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Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008
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Crazy animal monkey sex

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.
Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess
by Jemberly December 26, 2011
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