The Crazy Monkey 

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.

Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.

The Crazy Monkey by SELLCK January 1, 2008

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex 

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.

"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008

Crazy animal monkey sex 

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.

Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess

Crazy animal monkey sex by Jemberly December 26, 2011

Monkey shit crazy 

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

Monkey shit crazy by Storm18X April 30, 2011

cray cray monkey bae 

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.

Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.

cray cray monkey bae by Dr. Hand January 30, 2017

crazy money 

Supplemental Security Income (SSI), Social Security Disability or any other type of disability payment given to someone who is considered unemployable due to mental or behavioral health reasons.

I know someone who gets crazy money because he's bipolar and considered a danger to others.

crazy money by Xaoticus February 25, 2005

Crazemonkey 

A crazy person who is dancing to dubstep and throwing things everywhere. Someone who is notorious for being a Crazemonkey, may sometimes be called a "Crazemonk"

Ronald: Dang! Jonathan is such a Crazemonkey to night!

Billy: He dances to that dubstep like no other Crazemonkey I've seen!
Jonathan: I AM SUCH A CRAZEMONK TODAY!

Crazemonkey by GombertTheNobleKnight December 1, 2016