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professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
by Burtrum May 13, 2008
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Crassing

To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.
"Yeah, we all went out to dinner for my birthday but everyone was just crassing."
by djnarnz September 7, 2013
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crashing bores

bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing

and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.

so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY

the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....

great song, you should listen it. NOW!
by klangwiedergabe November 17, 2009
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Crastination

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015
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crasian

That crazy, squealling, constantly scrumping bitch next door is a crasian.
by DEEZ February 23, 2004
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Christmas Crashing

Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.
(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.
by AProg December 27, 2010
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gay crashing

(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.
1. There were so many men at the New Kids On the Block concert, I felt like I was gay crashing!

2. We're going to gay crash Woody's after dinner and then go to the midnight movie.
by Tedrick June 18, 2008
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