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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 28, 2009
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Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.
That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.
by The 42nd December 9, 2012
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Craptism

The act of taking the first shit in a brand new toilet.
I hosted a Craptism on my new toilet as i pinched a loaf last night.
by Omnis May 27, 2005
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craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.
When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.
by fader0003 July 29, 2008
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
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crapatits

george is crapatits
by Tony February 1, 2003
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craptise

(1) to craptise (v) is to practise in a bad or negative way. Can be deliberate or accidental. Can involve the act of sabotage on a practice session.
I am just going to go craptise now.
I am just craptising my violin.
Were you practising or craptising gymnastics?
by Phelola Smith April 26, 2007
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