Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

Crappy Tire by Jizzones February 25, 2006

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Crappy Sack

Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.

If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.

Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??

Crappy Sack by MotorboatinSOB October 30, 2007

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Crappy Meal

A cheap way to give your child the same food that comes in a "happy meal." This is done by purchasing the "two cheeseburger meal" plus a kid size drink. You then give the kid one of your cheesburgers and a few of your fries. But, of course, you don't get the toy.

"Mom, I want a happy meal."

"No, I'll just share my two cheesburger meal with you and get you your own drink."

"Thats not a happy meal, that's a Crappy Meal."

Crappy Meal by T. McRae November 4, 2006

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