Trapdance

A lap dance from what you suspect to be a pre-op transexual.

Indicators of a trapdance might include failure to remove undergarments, obviously fake breasts, excessive hair, deep voice, or manhands.

Person 1:

"Hey man I think I just got a trapdance. She was grinding on me, but I saw her biceps bulging with delight under her thick arm hair. Then she went to whisper in my ear, and our adam's apples bumped."

Person 2: "My condolences."

by David D. Davidson II March 20, 2009

Cadance

Sweet, innocent, unique, soft spoken, bold & beautiful..

Look at the band in a Cadance.

by 614KingOfKings December 22, 2016

cruddance

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.

We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.

by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009

Candance

Candance adj, The ultimate definition of fabulous.

Candance n, Flawless, beautiful woman

Dude I'm totally Candance tonight

You look Candance

Dude, that girl's hella Candance!

by Candancecandaceee March 8, 2009

Caydance

Means the best at anything caydance also means rhythm which means kids can dance and sing and is very intelligent and competitive and will do the best to win Caydance also means very nice and sensitive

Caydance is a bad bitch
Caydance is chill af
Caydance will beat you at anything and everything

Caydance is better than you

by Caycray August 23, 2016

Cadance

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. Is often misunderstood for being rude but she’s just trying to express herself . She has such a big heart and every boy that meets her gets a crush on her. She is very talented. She can sing and dance and is very flexible. Her best friends are usually outgoing and very nice.

Damn that girl is so pretty she must be a cadance

by Okayboomer13 December 8, 2019

Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011