When your having a really boring day at work and there is nothing else to do but add random words to urban dictionary and hope a customer walks throught the door and you can sell them a damn computer.
by Vandersmelt February 16, 2010
Get the Craptastic mug.Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.
I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.
by snora December 2, 2009
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When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004
Get the craptastic mug.One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
by Walker and French January 8, 2008
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Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!
Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.
Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.
by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006
Get the craptastifuck mug.A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.
After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.
Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!
Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!
by Steve1979 January 8, 2008
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by Twalger March 25, 2005
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