Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

by joe365 September 2, 2007

Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

crapaganda

(noun)1.Information, generally useless and biased, gained through listening to, reading, or otherwise utilizing one of the five communications companies in America2.Crapaganda is a mixture of the media moguls news and programmingagenda with advertising a.k.a. advertorial content e.g. Rupert Murdoch driving the war in Iraq on one hand and selling advertisements for gas guzzling SUV's on the other at the break)with lopsided reportage for example3. Anything that is seen heard read from Time Warner, Disney, Murdoch's News Corporation, Bertelsmann of Germany, and Viacom formerly CBS) -- who now control the media industry in the U.S. Crapaganda has little value to the ordinary citizens and consumers in the nation.

" Hey did you see that guy on Fox News try to sabotage former President Clinton by blaming him for the war in Iraq, and for not catching Bin Laden? What a bunch of crapaganda!"

by taoteqingren December 7, 2006

Crapaging

Any packaged goods of a very poor quality, use of inappropriate materials or lack of security in any shape or form!

Have you seen the crapaging on this bl**dy parcel?

Can you scrape around for some crapaging for this one mate?

by Puxinelli June 19, 2009

crapagon

A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.

Oh man, look at this crapagon.

by rippleGon October 19, 2013

Crepage

noun: the devastatingly delicious experience that comes when you get a late night crepe delivery

Jacob: “Hey, baby, what’re you gettin up to 2nite?”
Grace: “Boutta get down with some crepes. Frankly, there’s gonna be some gnarly crepage. I wouldn’t come around until things settle down.”
Jacob: That’s hot. For sure gonna let you do that on your own, though.

by Cunnin’ Linguist April 29, 2020

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003