Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.
Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
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by bellibutton May 28, 2011
Get the CRAPATERIA mug.A blend of crap and propaganda. The term is used to define the rumors, misinformation, and lies which are spread for the purpose of helping or injuring a person or institution... but are such blatant and utter pieces of crap, that the word 'propaganda' alone falls short of being an accurate classification.
'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'Bowling for Columbine' are two deplorable pieces of crapaganda produced by the bloated socialist fucktard, Michael Moore.
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Bob: 50 shades of grey.
Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.
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Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.
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Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.
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