craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

by tekdemon December 31, 2004

Crackgasm

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.

Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.

by lulzSec, bitch July 19, 2016

Carmagasm

when something exciting or good happens to do with someone your obsessed with called carma

omg carma so totally spoke to me today !
omg like carmagasm!!

by Short Carma April 12, 2008

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

Crabgasm

An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.

"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."

by TFE May 28, 2006

CRAPASM

the euphoric feeling you get following a good shit.

"man, i gotta go drop a deuce."
"gross, dude. thanks for sharing."
........
"that felt so good. i think i just had a crapasm"

by becca711 April 8, 2008